heres some jokes

heres the first one

"The End is Near"

A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard a big splash.

"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'bridge out' instead?"

heres one more

You May Choose First

The story is told of two polite people who were having dinner together. On the table there was a dish with one big piece of fish and one small piece of fish.

They politely said to each other: "You may choose first."

"No, you may choose first."

This went on for a while. Then the first person said, "OK, I'll take first." And he took the BIG piece of fish.

The second person said, "Why did you take the big piece? That's not polite!"

The first person said, "Which piece would *you* have taken?"

The second person replied, "Why, I would have taken the SMALL piece, of course."

The first person said, "Well, that's what you have now!"

funny???
AlPH