Friday, May 23, 2008

odd and ends

here are five very important lessons we should learn

Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people.

1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.

During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one:"What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?"Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall,dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name?I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade." Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers,you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello."I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night,

at 11:30 P.M., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride.Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict- filled 1960s. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab.She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A special note was attached..It read:"Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along.Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away... God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others."Sincerely,Mrs. Nat King Cole.

3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve.

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less,a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him."How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked. "Fifty cents," replied the waitress.The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it."Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired.By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient. "Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied.The little boy again counted his coins."I'll have the plain ice cream," he said.The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish,were two nickels and five pennies..You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip.

4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Path.

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way.Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand!Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.

5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts...

Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The doctor explained the situation to herlittle brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister .I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, "Yes I'll do it if it will save her." As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did,seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded.He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away". Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his
sister all of his blood in order to save her.

there great aren't they funny a little too
here is a blond quiz go a head and take it but don't cheat
i am thirty percent blonde.and my hair color is brown

here is the quiz

DON’T CHEAT OR ITS NO FUN!

1.) There is a busy street and an orphan is standing on one side of the road, and the orphan's parents are on the other. How does the orphan cross the road to get to his/her parents?

2.) There is a 1-story-house and everything in the house is green. The rug, the TV, the phone, the sink, the bathroom, the dog, the walls, everything. What color are the stairs?

3.) There are 3 pine trees. If the wind is blowing north, what way are the leaves blowing?

4.) How many word's make up Webster's Dictionary?

5.) A widow's husband is very ill, and she doesn't have enough money to pay the medical bills. What can she do?

6.) What do you put in a toaster?

7.) What do cows drink?

8.) If Cingular wireless called you and told you that you have been on your home phone for 24 hours and they want the money for the bill now, what would you do?

9.) You have 2 coins in your pocket thatmake up 35 cents. One isn't a quarter. What are the 2 coins?

10.) There are 3 words in the dictionary that end in -gry. One is angry. Another is hungry. What is the 3rd word?

After you've wrtitten down your answers check them with the true answers below!
>>>>>> You better not CHEAT!!!
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Answers

1.) Orphans don't have parents.

2.) It is a 1-story-house. There are no stairs.

3.) Pine trees don't have leaves, they have pine needles.

4.) 2 words. 1.) Webster's 2.)Dictionary

5.) Widows don't have husbands.

6.) You put bread in a toaster.
If you> said toast, that is whatthebread becomes after being in the toaster, toasted.

7.) They drink water. Not milk.

8.)Cingular wireless is a cellular phone company. Why would theycare how long you talked on your home phone?

9.) A quarter and a dime. If one isn't a quarter, than the other has to be.

10.) The third word is what. When I said what is the 3rd word, I was stating a fact as in the word whatis the 3rd word.


Scores

0 missed...0% blonde

1 missed...10% blonde

2 missed...20% blonde

3 missed...30% blonde

4 missed...40% blonde

5 missed...50% blonde

6 missed...60% blonde

7 missed...70% blonde

8 missed...80% blonde

9 missed...90% blonde

10 missed...100%

You better not have cheated!!!!!!!!!

Now that you know how blonde you are tell us what you scored and your hair colour! :D

yay your probaly wondering where i got these well i got them off jenny's blog yep jenny has a blog here is the adress www.lilcamper.blogspot.com

gtg
Rachel

17 comments:

~Joanna~ said...

are you comeing rachel???

~Joanna~ said...

why rachel when you comment and there are other comments the one before yours gets deleted when you comment???????

Anonymous said...

I am 30% blonde. And my hair color is brownish/dirty blonde. I got numbers 8,9,and 10 wrong. What about you Rachel?

~Joanna~ said...

helloooooooo.....?

Anonymous said...

hellooo can we change it to seven thirty i can't stay

Anonymous said...

joannnaaa

~Joanna~ said...

OKAY>>>>>>>>>>> did you tell sarah???????

~Joanna~ said...

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???????????????????????????????????????????

~Joanna~ said...

its 7:30??

Anonymous said...

are you here???

Anonymous said...

joannnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous said...

has amanda replied to email yet
and i was the aunomous iam the anonymous

Anonymous said...

goooooooooooooooood bye

Anonymous said...

Sorry gals, I forgot. I threw up last night so.. ya wasn't feeling the greatest.

Anonymous said...

NEW POST!!

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P.S. Do you get the message?

Drew said...

my mom is 80%

Drew said...

i didn't even try....im no good at jokes