This semester of gr. 11 is probably my hardest semester yet. It carries the one course that fails to make sense to me. Physics is the first course I can deem hard according to content and not teacher. Atleast it's more interesting than biology. THe course I look forward to next year is Writers Craft :) This course hopefully satisfy my only creative streak in my body. Speaking of which I wrote a story recently, the first one in a while that is not based on some couple I know :P Though it is slightly based on Jen and Scott since I started writing about them and then just wrote what came to mind. I hope you enjoy
There once was a boy thinking about becoming a man who was dating a girl, who had no plans of being a lady. This wanna be man and girl would wrestle in the kitchen as the wanna be man tried to poke the girl in the side. The two liked each other immensely, and saw each other frequently. Though one day the wanna be man was offered an excellent job far far away. The girl was very very sad that the wanna be man was leaving and promised to send him at least a letter a year and a package every ten. So upon this agreement the wanna be man left to his job far far away.
The girl continued to do well on her school, and thought a lot about the wanna be man who had taken her heart. One day after she was done school for good her lady of a sister decided to take the girl on a road trip. When the girl asked her lady of a sister where there were going, her lady of a sister replied “far far away”. This answer pleased the girl well enough, because she wanted to leave the town where her heart broke and her mind was overloaded. So they proceeded to go far far away. When they had driven for many hours, camped many nights, laughed at many jokes, and eaten much chocolate they arrived at a gas station just out of a large city.
The girl went in to buy some coke and celery sticks, and her lady of a sister filled up there pick-up truck, doodles. Just after the girl went into the gas bar store a fancy car drove up to the pump beside their pick-up truck, doodles. Out stepped the wanna be man. Now the wanna be man did not recognize his girlfriend’s lady of a sister. Realizing this the lady of a sister started a conversation with the wanna be man who was now a man. “Where are you headed in your fancy automobile?” asked the lady of a sister. “I’m going to take my girl out on a date, though she lives far far away.” Answered the wanna be man who was now a man. With that the wanna be man who was now a man drove off. Just as he left the girl came out, and the lady of a sister finished filling up the pick-up truck, doodles.
Once they were seated in the truck the lady of a sister said to the girl “it’s time to go home” . The girl held no objections and they headed home. Along the way they camped more, laughed at more jokes (even though they were getting pretty lame at this point), drove many more hours, and ate more chocolate. Though what the girl didn’t know was that while she was sleeping her lady of a sister who could be not so ladylike of a sister was putting the pedal to the metal so that they would arrive home in time for the girl’s date. They arrived and girl’s house and her lady of a sister stayed the night.
The next morning the wanna be man who was now a man arrived in his cool car to surprise his girl and take her out for a date. The girl was ever so happy to see her wanna be man who was now a man! The lady of a sister just peeked out from behind the curtains and smiled. For the rest of the wanna be man who was now a man’s life, he never realised that the lady of a sister had rushed the girl home to get her in time for her date. For the rest of the girl’s life, she never realised that her lady of a sister realised he was coming for the date. They all lived happily ever after, whether or not the wanna be man who was now a man married the girl. For that information I do not know, but for the lady of a sister, she married a nice quiet guy and they were sooo sweet together.
The end
No, this is not the only thing that my creative genes have done over the past year and a bit. Just ask my cousin who is now FINALLY married or my sister. I actually wrote a poem this year :) Even though as most of your don't know I detest poetry for the most part. Therefore I do not find poetry in any sense romantic, but this poem that I may consider posting sometime or other I kinda like :) Why do I not like poetry You may ask. Well my answer to that is I'm not sure. It's probably because I was forced to study it. Though as long as it rythmes and is fun to say I don't mind it. To all you poets I have nothing agianst you!Well that is all I have to say!
Till next time :)
Sam, Eliza, and Myself.
3 comments:
wow that was intriguingly weird. Who are these people, and what are their names?
You lost me at doodles.
OK, I guess I'll keep reading to find out what you mean.
Yep, finished it and I still didn't get the doodle part.
Anywho, it was very....creative :)
Honestly this looks like one of those really strange short stories that they make you read for school and you have to interpret what they mean and its just hopeless cause you think the author didn't even know what they meant.
How did the "wanna be man" become a man? Was it only after he bought a car? Why was her sister a lady and the girl wasn't? Because she had a car too!!??
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