Life goes on

Hey all those who visit my blog regularly, and those who don't!

(which I know most of you fall under the second category)

It's me again the strange, weird, insane, crazy, abnormal, mental, speeeeeecial, and any other word I may have been called in the near past or not so near past. Tonight I have decided to do a special edition to my blog. I'm gonna write you a story with the help of my secret service friend, who I am with at the moment. This story is called The Adventures in Altelbridge. *DrumRoll*

Chrissy Meltininson was sweating in the very hot weather of Altelbridge as she awaited the arrival of her brother, Chris. Chris was bringing her a girl frog and boy frog so she could start a frog farm. She was also dearly wishing for some bacon and eggs cream soda icecream, with a purple hippopotamus popsicle on the side. After about half an hour of waiting Chris arrived with a pot of water and two frogs. "Here are the frogs, Chrissy!" Chris yelled when he saw her. Chrissy ran to meet him "THANKS" she yelled back. At the sound of her voice their dog, Crisp, came running around the house. Chrissy reached Chris and peered into the pail, "oh they look like fine breeding material!" "What are you using them for, Chrissy?" asked Chris. Just then Crisp reached them and made a jump for the pot, because it was the same pot that usually brought him the sushi latte leftovers. Chrissy saw him through the corner of her sharp eagle eyes and grabbed his collar before he got to the pot.

"SOO??? what are you using them for?" Asked Chris again after Chrissy got crisp contained and under control. "What else do you think I'm going to do with them? I am going to breed them and then sell their offspring to be eaten and cooked in stew!" "eeeeew no one would buy them, because frogs are inferior to snakes, and snake is plenty here!" "I was joking, silly! I'm going to sell their offspring to girls and tell them that if they kiss them they'll get princes." And that was the way the Chrissy Meltinintheson Kiss a frog and get a Prince started. The theme song for the business was Superchick's song Princes and Frogs (Underdog remix).

The next summer was when her business finally opened. For that spring she raised many tadpoles into young frogs, that were sure to turn into handsome princes. The goal of her business was not profit, but to cure the town's girls view of fairytales. A recent poll showed that 98% of all the girls believed that if you kissed a frog it would turn into a handsome prince. This bugged Chrissy, so she sent out to change it. The first day she had young frogs she set up a booth and got ready to prove the girls wrong. Her first customer was Christine beltinasong and she squealed at the thought of picking frog prince. Just as she was about to kiss it Chrissy stopped her and told her before she could kiss it she had to listen to the Superchick song. This changed her mind and she decided to wait for a person prince.

Eventually a girl came along and still kissed the frog, and the frog didn't turn into a prince, but the guy she had a crush on came up and asked her out. That is how Chrissy Meltinintheson Kiss a frog and get a Prince, turned into Kiss a frog and Actually get a prince. That is also how Chrissy Meltinintheson decided to shut down her business. For once all the news got out that the frogs worked, she was swarmed with girls. That is also why she deemed 98% of her town's girls hopeless.

THE END

Come back next time!

Sincerely,

Eliza, Sam, me, and our secret service friend.

Special edition activity: Say it ten times fast
Chrissy caught Crisp before careening into Chris