Since I haven't posted in six months!

Hello All
Since I haven't posted in a looooooooooooooooooooooooooong time i have decided to post a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong post. So before you start to read this you bettter make sure that you have six months to read this. For if it takes you six months to read this than it will replace the six months that I have not posted....and then by the time your done i will have posted agian...it actually works fantasticly, becuase if I post a post that takes you six months to comprhend then i can wait six months to post agian! then when you have finally finished there will be another six month long one for you to read, to make up for the six months i never posted while you were trying to comprehend the other post and so on and so forth. So now that I have your head goinging in circles and your toung twisted up I will begin :D!
(oh and please remeber that if you don't have six months to read this than, please do not proceed)

Month one
So the homeschool group is drawing to an end and school is coming to an end too!
This summer I have decided to work on my writings, and hopefully complete atleast one of them!
AND NO! I will not post them on this blog! For if i did you woudl know what I am writing and I prefer that no one knows yet until I am happy with my writing! For since I already don't like it you may never see it! but now if in ten years from now you were to read a book called "The hide away house" by some author and really enjoy it! then I may consent in telling you that I did write it! Now if I ask you how you found out about the book I'm writing, then please do tell me that a little birdy told you!

Month two
you know there once was this dog in the rain. who decided to by an umbrella for a bright young fella. So he rode his horse named Bella in look for the write fella who would sell him an umbrella for a bright young fella. So he saw this umbrella while he was riding bella that would the bright young fella. So he rode bella up to the fella with the umbrella that would suit the bright young fella. So the dog in the rain paid for the umbrella that would suit the bright young fella while he sat upon bella. bella did carry the dog in the rain to find the bright young fella who was to get the umbrella. the bright young fella saw the dog in the rain up upon bella with the umbrella. So in the end the bright young fella thought the umbrella suited him and thanked the dog in the rain who rode away on Bella.

Month three
you know ants are wierd creatures! i mean really weird creatures!! And they would save them selves alot of work if they learned from experiance! You see I hate ants!!! I do! I will always! You see we live in the country and have a terrible problem of ants getting in the house! They also like the spot under my desk and then they crawl up my legs...Ohh i hate them! So one day i armed myself with a deathly weapon to all ants!.....sir tissue box! Yes everytime i felt a creepy crawly ant going up my leg i rub it off and stuck head under the desk in search of the pest! With my weapon "sir tissue box" in my hand! then i show no mercy and kill any ants in sight! then i get back to my boring schoolwork and peak under my desk agian.....and strangly enough some of the bodies are gone...a little later there all gone!!! you know they have seemed to learn now that if they come under the desk they die!!! Oh but i don't mind them coming to clean up all the little ant bodies...as long as they don't return...for if they do...they die!

Month four
You know as I was glancing through my notebooks as i was packing I came across things i never remebered writing. My notebooks should all be classified as diaries...I mean like I write the weirdest things in them...and then I go through them months later and i read what i wrote and freak! I would never let anyone look through one of my notebooks unless i look through them first...I never know what I have written in my loads of notebooks. thinking about it give me pen and paper and who knows what I'll write. I was cleaning out my bible since it was getting kinda full of bulletins. and i came across somethings i had written.
" You ROCK Don't ask whats wrong with me"
" Friends are like peanut butter, sticky like glue, gum on the side walk that sticks to your shoe"
" Family is like fudge, mostly sweet, but with a few nuts"
Seriously, I'm starting to wonder about my mental condition! I'm still trying to figure out whether its getting better or worse.

Month 5
These days i seem to suffering from camping fever! I look at anything and it somehow reminds me of camping! I can't wait to see my thirds cousins this year! I really hope Kevin and jared are there! Since we don't have a site I hope we get a come first serve one! Then we may go out west thing year! I don't know what to think about this summer its so up in the air! Its driving me crazy! Well grade nine is coming to an end and once its done i have plans! Well I think I have plans...i'm not sure any more....well I what to sell this house and get it done and over with....then if we move to a small farm then i'll get a tractor :D Its a pretty sweet little tractor! I ahve no clue where I am going with my life....I have no clue what I want to do with my life....God's plan for my life isn't all that clear at the moment... Well I guess its still alittle early to decide what i want to do with my life.

Month 6
the truth is I have this happy little place in my head that I go when I'm bored. I dream up me in different situations and I'm always the hero. Sometimes i come up with really good stories and so I decide to write them down. But my good storie are never short and I always get ahead of myself...I start thinking of whats going to come later on but i'm not that far! I'm not that creative at all! I can't take color and copy a picture out of my head. I'm not creatibve in that way! I much rather write a story that is from the world in my head! Than anything else! I enjoy writing, but I fail at grammar! I half think i was cut out to be a writer but now I'm not so sure. I know this whole post is terrible grammar but thats, becuase i'm not going to bother reading it over....soo farewell....

Okay now that you have finished this post and its six months later, and your failing all your courses becuase you haven't started them, and your really tired, becuase you haven't slept the last six months...I am guessing that you need now worry about having to yell at me for a new post! For I suspect that there will be a new one in teh next six months......So enjoy your sleep and try to comprehend what is written here..Oh and goodluck on catching up on your courses!

:D R@c#el :D